I AM PETTY, SO WHAT?

They said that women are petty.

Whoever 'they' are, they're right.

For my beautiful petty side has reared its head.

Hurray, for I am a DICKHEAD. Well, I became a dickhead in about say, 2 seconds? I'm a dickhead, dickhead! I have a dick for a head! WONDERFUL!

How dare you fucking judge me based on what you don't even know for sure. YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD.

I wish you could read this, you bloody asshole.